Obama lets off comic relief at dinner
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March 11, 2013, Monday
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US President Barack Obama took a satirical swipe at the political drama over an US$85 billion austerity drive clutching at the US economy on Saturday, at a cozy dinner for the Washington establishment.
Obama attended the 128th Gridiron Club banquet, a week after the cuts, known as the sequester, took effect when he and Republicans failed to agree a deficit cutting deal due to.
"My joke writers have been placed on furlough," Obama joked to the exclusive off-camera, white tie gathering of top Washington journalists, cabinet members, lawmakers and military brass.
"There is one thing in Washington that didn't get cut: the length of this dinner," Obama said. "Yet more proof that the sequester makes no sense."
The president also took a good natured jab at America's new secretary of state John Kerry, who is seeking to get out from the shadow of the former top US diplomat Hillary Clinton.
"Let's face it, Hillary is a tough act to follow - frankly, though, I think it's time for him to stop showing up at work in pant suits. It's a disturbing image. I don't know where he buys them. He's a tall guy."
Obama also ribbed rising star Senator Marco Rubio, now famous for taking an undignified gulp of water as he delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address.
"Of course, as I begin my second term, our country is still facing enormous challenges," Obama said, before taking a long draw on a glass of water.
"That, Marco Rubio, is how you take a sip of water," Obama said.
Obama also skewered Vice President Joe Biden, as rumors swirl that despite hitting 70, the veteran politician is eying a run at the Democratic presidential nomination in 2016.
"It's no secret that my vice president is still ambitious. But let's face it, his age is an issue. Just the other day I had to take Joe aside and say, Joe you are way too young to be the pope."
The dinner, which features comic skits and songs, seems more suited to the Music Hall era than the Twitter age, but provides a chance for politicians and journalists, normally at each other's throats, to poke fun at one another.
Obama attended the 128th Gridiron Club banquet, a week after the cuts, known as the sequester, took effect when he and Republicans failed to agree a deficit cutting deal due to.
"My joke writers have been placed on furlough," Obama joked to the exclusive off-camera, white tie gathering of top Washington journalists, cabinet members, lawmakers and military brass.
"There is one thing in Washington that didn't get cut: the length of this dinner," Obama said. "Yet more proof that the sequester makes no sense."
The president also took a good natured jab at America's new secretary of state John Kerry, who is seeking to get out from the shadow of the former top US diplomat Hillary Clinton.
"Let's face it, Hillary is a tough act to follow - frankly, though, I think it's time for him to stop showing up at work in pant suits. It's a disturbing image. I don't know where he buys them. He's a tall guy."
Obama also ribbed rising star Senator Marco Rubio, now famous for taking an undignified gulp of water as he delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address.
"Of course, as I begin my second term, our country is still facing enormous challenges," Obama said, before taking a long draw on a glass of water.
"That, Marco Rubio, is how you take a sip of water," Obama said.
Obama also skewered Vice President Joe Biden, as rumors swirl that despite hitting 70, the veteran politician is eying a run at the Democratic presidential nomination in 2016.
"It's no secret that my vice president is still ambitious. But let's face it, his age is an issue. Just the other day I had to take Joe aside and say, Joe you are way too young to be the pope."
The dinner, which features comic skits and songs, seems more suited to the Music Hall era than the Twitter age, but provides a chance for politicians and journalists, normally at each other's throats, to poke fun at one another.
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