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Ode to my younger brother

MY little brother,

He’s not that smart,

He really thinks,

That fat pigs fart.

The facts he says,

Isn’t that true,

I’ll tell you some facts,

He’ll tell you.

“When a dinosaur,

Meets his foes,

He’ll always start,

To pick his nose.

On an elephant’s back,

There are balloons,

That’s the reason,

They drift to the moon.”

Now you know why,

His brain is a rock,

Oh, there one more fact,

He thinks animals talk.

He only knows,

One fact that’s true,

But it’s his secret,

He won’t tell you.

But I know his secret,

So I’ll tell you.

Shhh... Don’t tell anyone,

Especially Dad and Mum,

My little brother,

Knows he’s dumb.




 

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